Wit for dinner. Poison for dessert.

I have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. I'm free-minded, in addition to having a gracious heart. I suck at texting. Im a geek. A video game playing, book reading geek. I am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with nothing but good intentions.
And I know a thing or two about a thing or two...

I'm Kelly, by the way. Nice to meet you via Tumblr.

jimhocking:

OH MY OGD

jimhocking:

OH MY OGD

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There’s a possibility that I might have Fibromyalgia…

My beloved followers are the first to hear of this. I pray that based god will help me.




#WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING 90S BOYBAND BULLSHIT



Assembly Required, the debut album from pop sensation *STKS! Featuring the smash #1 hit Avengin’ Ur Luv and the follow-up single Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can! 


1. Avengin’ Ur Luv2. Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can3. Keep On Moving (Coz Love Is A Battlefield)4. My Heart Is Hammerin’ For U5. Hulking On The Dance Floor6. Shwarma’s And A Movie7. Cupid & Hawkeye (Got Me Falling For U)8. Eyepatched Love feat. Nick Fury9. Collecting Vintage Playing Cards Of U feat. Agent Coulson10. I’ll Shield U From Anything

#WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING 90S BOYBAND BULLSHIT

Assembly Required, the debut album from pop sensation *STKS! Featuring the smash #1 hit Avengin’ Ur Luv and the follow-up single Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can!

1. Avengin’ Ur Luv
2. Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can
3. Keep On Moving (Coz Love Is A Battlefield)
4. My Heart Is Hammerin’ For U
5. Hulking On The Dance Floor
6. Shwarma’s And A Movie
7. Cupid & Hawkeye (Got Me Falling For U)
8. Eyepatched Love feat. Nick Fury
9. Collecting Vintage Playing Cards Of U feat. Agent Coulson
10. I’ll Shield U From Anything

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chubby-bunnies:

Meet Irena Sendler (1910-2008)
She was a 98 year-old Polish woman at her time of death. During World War II, Irena worked in the Warsaw Ghetto as a plumbing/sewer specialist. She dedicated herself to smuggling Jewish children out. Infants were carried in the bottom of the tool box she used and older children in a burlap sack she had in the back of her truck.
She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids’ and infants’ noises. Irena managed to smuggle out and save 2500 children during this time
She eventually was caught and the Nazis broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and in a glass jar buried under a tree in her backyard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and reunited some of the families but most had been killed. She then helped those children get placement into foster family homes or adopted.
In 2007, Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected.
Al Gore won for presenting a slide show on Global Warming.

AL GORE CAN SUCK MY DICK

chubby-bunnies:

Meet Irena Sendler (1910-2008)

She was a 98 year-old Polish woman at her time of death. During World War II, Irena worked in the Warsaw Ghetto as a plumbing/sewer specialist. She dedicated herself to smuggling Jewish children out. Infants were carried in the bottom of the tool box she used and older children in a burlap sack she had in the back of her truck.

She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers wanted nothing to do with the dog and the barking covered the kids’ and infants’ noises. Irena managed to smuggle out and save 2500 children during this time

She eventually was caught and the Nazis broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and in a glass jar buried under a tree in her backyard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and reunited some of the families but most had been killed. She then helped those children get placement into foster family homes or adopted.

In 2007, Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected.

Al Gore won for presenting a slide show on Global Warming.

AL GORE CAN SUCK MY DICK

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Delicious.

Delicious.

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heyheyrichboy:

tolerated:

l0ngl0stfriends:

this is literally my favorite thing on the internet

lmfaooo i love white ppl 

holy shit

kristasy:

My Favorite Painting ♥

kristasy:

My Favorite Painting

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Life is like a piano

yuku-flan:

The white keys represent happiness and the black keys represent sadness. But as you go through life, remember that the black keys make music too.

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